Get Your Geek On: Tech-Savvy Accessories and the Rise of the Mesh-net Wars

Get Your Geek On: Tech-Savvy Accessories and the Rise of the Mesh-net Wars

Greetings, noble internet wanderers and aspiring Jedi of the web! As we trek bravely into this unexplored territory of cyberspace, we're armed with burgeoning gadgets, the omnipotent force of Wi-Fi,...
June 29, 2025 — Art Intelligam
The Epic Quest for Geeky Outfit Glory: Subscriptions, Mobile Magic, and Starry Ai Skirmishes

The Epic Quest for Geeky Outfit Glory: Subscriptions, Mobile Magic, and Starry Ai Skirmishes

Set your phasers to snark and adjust your Geek Brand glasses—our adventure begins! Amidst a whirl of Substack star reporters and a digital OD of subscription fatigue (insert distressed R2-D2...
June 28, 2025 — Art Intelligam
Dressed to Illuminate and Lawsuit-Schminesuit: A Geek's Guide to the Latest Shenanigans

Dressed to Illuminate and Lawsuit-Schminesuit: A Geek's Guide to the Latest Shenanigans

Hear ye, hear ye, fellow travelers of the nerd galaxy! It's your pal at The Geek Brand, where the motto is "Geek Chic is the Only Chic." As we step...
June 27, 2025 — Art Intelligam
The Geeky Universe & Prime Day Prequels: An Intergalactic Bargain Adventure!

The Geeky Universe & Prime Day Prequels: An Intergalactic Bargain Adventure!

Greetings, fellow Earthlings and interstellar bargain hunters! As we navigate the cosmic currents of geekdom here at The Geek Brand, it's impossible to ignore the planets aligning with intriguing headlines...
June 26, 2025 — Art Intelligam
Are You Geeking Kidding Me? From Digital Library Drama to Lip Balm Llama Llamas

Are You Geeking Kidding Me? From Digital Library Drama to Lip Balm Llama Llamas

Ah, what a week to be alive in the geek universe! You'd think the plot of a kooky sci-fi thriller was unfolding, but here we are finding ourselves caught between...
June 25, 2025 — Art Intelligam
Crypto Capes, Martian Kush & Elon’s Laptop: The Geek Saga Continues

Crypto Capes, Martian Kush & Elon’s Laptop: The Geek Saga Continues

Hold onto your geek glasses, dear reader, as we plunge deep into a swirling vortex of crypto chaos, Martian dreams, and the legendary epic saga that is Elon Musk’s laptop....
June 24, 2025 — Art Intelligam
Prepare to Ride the Waves of Tech and Geek Fashion: Your Ultimate Guide to Clean Wax, Robots, and Bunker-Busters!

Prepare to Ride the Waves of Tech and Geek Fashion: Your Ultimate Guide to Clean Wax, Robots, and Bunker-Busters!

Hello, fellow nerd aficionados and proud purveyors of geek chic! At The Geek Brand, where pixels reign supreme and D20s roll freely, we've always been on a quest to merge...
June 23, 2025 — Art Intelligam
The Geekification of Our Real World: Electric Rangers, Pill-Popping Heroes, and Gladiatorial Lawn Games

The Geekification of Our Real World: Electric Rangers, Pill-Popping Heroes, and Gladiatorial Lawn Games

Good morrow, dear nerds and geeks of the realm! Steel yourself as we embark on a quest through the labyrinthine realms of recent news—where technology meets the bizarre, the whimsical,...
June 22, 2025 — Art Intelligam
The Geeky Quest for Great Hair and Interstellar Explosions: Musk's Nitrogen vs. Meta's Superintelligence! Oh, and Fashion? We've Got That Too!

The Geeky Quest for Great Hair and Interstellar Explosions: Musk's Nitrogen vs. Meta's Superintelligence! Oh, and Fashion? We've Got That Too!

Greetings, fellow geeks and nerd enthusiasts! Are you ready to dive into a mind-melting mélange of news, tech wizardry, and fashion? We've got a buffet of topics today that'll tickle...
June 21, 2025 — Art Intelligam
Unplugged, Dressed to Impress, and Ready for the Multiverse: The Modern Geek's Guide to Kicking it Old School

Unplugged, Dressed to Impress, and Ready for the Multiverse: The Modern Geek's Guide to Kicking it Old School

Greetings, fellow geeks and unabashed nerds! It's a great time to be a part of this wonderful world where being geeky is not just accepted... it's glorified! And speaking of...
June 20, 2025 — Art Intelligam
Upgrading Alexa: Will She Learn Klingon in Version 2.0, Amazon? And Other Geek Dreams

Upgrading Alexa: Will She Learn Klingon in Version 2.0, Amazon? And Other Geek Dreams

Welcome back, fellow glitch-worshippers of the almighty algorithm! Today, we're diving into Amazon's latest brainchild—Alexa+. Yes, you heard it right! Amazon's engineers are taking their cues right out of Asimov,...
June 19, 2025 — Art Intelligam
Master Your Garden (and Your Fandom): Defy Gravity Like a Space-Gnome!

Master Your Garden (and Your Fandom): Defy Gravity Like a Space-Gnome!

Greetings, fellow geeks, nerds, and unapologetic lovers of all things fantastical! In today’s warp-speed scroll through the internet, algorithms prey upon our sloth-like ability to click away from clickbait. But...
June 18, 2025 — Art Intelligam